Hairy Merry-Go-Round

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A giant areola surrounded by mountains of weave that could braid your entire family.

My cousin's hairy merry-go-round looks like it could take on a lion.

That guy’s hairy merry-go-round is so big, it has its own zip code.

My mom said my hairy merry-go-round is so huge, it’s causing a traffic jam.

A hairy merry-go-round is like a hair-filled tornado stuck on a human.

My neighbor’s hairy merry-go-round is so wild, it could start a riot.

That guy’s hairy merry-go-round is so hairy, it’s like he’s got a pet goat in there.

My hairy merry-go-round is so loud, it could wake the dead.

A hairy merry-go-round is when your areola is surrounded by so much hair, it looks like a hairball exploded.

My brother’s hairy merry-go-round is so bad, it’s like he’s got a squirrel in there.

That girl’s hairy merry-go-round is so full, it’s got a second layer.

My hairy merry-go-round is so messy, it could be used as a sleeping bag.