hairy man
A hairy man is like a man who rolled in dirt, patchouli, and old beans, and then forgot to shower.
My uncle is a hairy man. He looks like a squirrel who got stuck in a hair dryer.
My friend is a hairy man. He smells like he’s been living in a dirt pit for 30 years.
My teacher’s dad is a hairy man. He has a beard so thick, it could double as a sleeping bag.