hairy man

My uncle is a hairy man. He looks like a raccoon who got stuck in a hair dryer.

I saw a hairy man at the gym. He had more hair than my dog.

My friend’s dad is a hairy man. He smells like old socks and regret.

My neighbor is a hairy man. He looks like he was born in a hairball.

My brother’s friend is a hairy man. He has more hair than a squirrel on a treadmill.

My teacher’s dad is a hairy man. He walks like he’s got a beard full of rocks.

My cousin is a hairy man. He looks like he’s been living in a patchouli pit for 20 years.

My friend’s uncle is a hairy man. He smells like he’s been eating old beans since the ‘70s.

My brother is a hairy man. He has a beard so thick, it’s got its own ZIP code.

My dad is a hairy man. He looks like he got stuck in a patchouli bottle and forgot to come out.

My friend’s dad is a hairy man. He smells like old beans and regret.

My neighbor’s uncle is a hairy man. He looks like he was born in a hairball.

My uncle is a hairy man. He smells like patchouli and old socks.

My friend’s brother is a hairy man. He has a beard so thick, it looks like it’s got a life of its own.

My teacher is a hairy man. He looks like he got stuck in a hair dryer and forgot to turn it off.

My dad is a hairy man. He smells like old beans and regret.

My brother’s friend is a hairy man. He looks like he was born in a hairball.

My neighbor is a hairy man. He has a beard so thick, it could be its own country.

My uncle is a hairy man. He looks like a squirrel who got stuck in a hair dryer.

My friend is a hairy man. He smells like he’s been living in a dirt pit for 30 years.

My teacher’s dad is a hairy man. He has a beard so thick, it could double as a sleeping bag.