hairy macaroni - when your hair goes into someone else's macaroni and you bot

when your hair goes into someone else's macaroni and you both get sick

I dropped my hair in my friend’s macaroni. Now we both have hairy macaroni and no friends.

My hair was in my brother’s macaroni. He got hairy macaroni and I got a lecture.

I got hairy macaroni from my mom. She got it from my dad. We’re all gross.