hairy macaroni

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a gross disease you get when you leave your hair in your friend's macaroni
My hair is now a permanent part of my friend's macaroni. I have hairy macaroni for life.
I didn’t brush my hair before eating. Now I’ve got hairy macaroni and a bad reputation.
I left my hair in my brother's macaroni. He has hairy macaroni and I have no mercy.
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the worst kind of infection you can get from eating someone's hair with your macaroni
I ate my sister's hair with my macaroni. Now I have hairy macaroni and a sore throat.
My friend put my hair in his macaroni. Now he has hairy macaroni and I’m laughing.
I got hairy macaroni from my crush. I’m gross and I’m in love.
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when your hair goes into someone else's macaroni and you both get sick
I dropped my hair in my friend’s macaroni. Now we both have hairy macaroni and no friends.
My hair was in my brother’s macaroni. He got hairy macaroni and I got a lecture.
I got hairy macaroni from my mom. She got it from my dad. We’re all gross.
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