hairy macaroni - the worst kind of infection you can get from eating someone'

the worst kind of infection you can get from eating someone's hair with your macaroni

I ate my sister's hair with my macaroni. Now I have hairy macaroni and a sore throat.

My friend put my hair in his macaroni. Now he has hairy macaroni and I’m laughing.

I got hairy macaroni from my crush. I’m gross and I’m in love.