hairy log
You shaved your pubes over a toilet that hadn’t been cleaned since the meatloaf massacre and now your log is hairy and looks like a monster.
Shaved my nuts over a toilet that smelled like old meatloaf. Now my log is hairy and I’m a monster.
Took a dump after a meatloaf and forgot to clean the toilet. My log is now hairy and I’m a hairy monster.
Shaved my pubes over a toilet that looked like it had been used by a zombie. Now my log is hairy and I’m a monster.