hairy log

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Shaving your butt hair over a toilet that hasn’t been cleaned since the last meatloaf disaster makes your hair stick to the log like a hairy monster.

Shaved my nuts over a toilet that looked like it had been used by a raccoon. Now my log looks like it’s wearing a wig.

Took a dump after a meatloaf and forgot to clean the toilet. My hair is now part of the log. It’s hairy and cursed.

Shaved my pubes over a toilet that smelled like old pizza. Now my log is hairy and I’m haunted by the smell.

You shaved your pubes over a toilet that hadn’t been flushed since the apocalypse and now your log is stuck with your hair like a hairy loser.

Shaved my nuts over a toilet that hadn’t been touched since the meatloaf party. My log is now hairy and I can’t escape it.

Took a dump after a meatloaf and forgot to flush. Now my log is hairy and I’m stuck with it.

Shaved my pubes over a toilet that looked like it had been used by a dead man. Now my log is hairy and I’m cursed.

You shaved your pubes over a toilet that hadn’t been cleaned since the meatloaf massacre and now your log is hairy and looks like a monster.

Shaved my nuts over a toilet that smelled like old meatloaf. Now my log is hairy and I’m a monster.

Took a dump after a meatloaf and forgot to clean the toilet. My log is now hairy and I’m a hairy monster.

Shaved my pubes over a toilet that looked like it had been used by a zombie. Now my log is hairy and I’m a monster.