Hairy Lee
A man so hairy you could hide a squirrel in his armpit. Kids think he’s cool because he smells like a forest.
My kid said Hairy Lee is like a wild man. I said he’s more like a hairy wild man with bad breath.
At the zoo, the kids thought Hairy Lee was a new exhibit. He said, ‘I’m not a zoo animal, I’m a human.’
Hairy Lee walked into a restaurant and the kid said, ‘That’s the hairiest man I’ve ever seen.’ I said, ‘He’s also the most smelly.’