Hairy Lee

My kid says Hairy Lee is his new bedtime buddy. I say he’s gonna sleep with lice.

At the park, Hairy Lee walked in and the kids screamed like they saw a hairy ghost.

My cousin’s kid asked for Hairy Lee as a birthday gift. I said no, he’d get a hairy nightmare.

My kid said Hairy Lee is like a wild man. I said he’s more like a hairy wild man with bad breath.

At the zoo, the kids thought Hairy Lee was a new exhibit. He said, ‘I’m not a zoo animal, I’m a human.’

Hairy Lee walked into a restaurant and the kid said, ‘That’s the hairiest man I’ve ever seen.’ I said, ‘He’s also the most smelly.’

Hairy Lee walked into class and the kids said, ‘He’s the hairy king.’ I said, ‘He’s also the hairy king of bad smells.’

At the park, Hairy Lee sat down and the kid said, ‘He’s like a hairy dragon.’ I said, ‘He’s also a hairy dragon with lice.’

My kid said Hairy Lee is his hero. I said, ‘He’s your hero, but he’s also your hero with a hairy armpit.’