Hairy Kaleidoscope
A hairy kaleidoscope is when two guys get down and dirty with each other while staring at each other like they're trying to see who will blink first.
My cousin said he saw it in the mall bathroom and it was like a warzone.
My brother texted me: 'Just saw a hairy kaleidoscope in the park. It was wild.'
My friend's dad said he did it at the gas station and got caught by the clerk.