Hairy Kaleidoscope

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A hairy kaleidoscope is when two guys get down and dirty with each other while staring at each other like they're trying to see who will blink first.
My cousin said he saw it in the mall bathroom and it was like a warzone.
My brother texted me: 'Just saw a hairy kaleidoscope in the park. It was wild.'
My friend's dad said he did it at the gas station and got caught by the clerk.
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A hairy kaleidoscope is like a really intense eye fight between two guys who are also doing something gross with their hair.
My mom said she saw it at the grocery store and it was like a love scene from a bad movie.
My friend said his uncle did it in the church and the priest was confused.
My cousin texted me: 'I saw a hairy kaleidoscope in the gym and it was like a wrestling match.'
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A hairy kaleidoscope is when two guys do something messy with each other while making eye contact like they’re about to rip each other apart.
My brother told me he saw it at the restaurant and the waiter was shocked.
My friend said he did it in the library and got caught by the librarian.
My mom texted me: 'Your cousin was doing a hairy kaleidoscope in the park. It was scary!'
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