Hairy Jesus - A woman with a bush so wild, it looks like it was grown by a

A woman with a bush so wild, it looks like it was grown by a mad scientist

My neighbor’s grandma is a Hairy Jesus. She shaves once a year and screams like a banshee.

My sister’s friend is a Hairy Jesus. She went to college and no one knew.

My brother’s teacher is a Hairy Jesus. He got in trouble for laughing in class.