Hairy Jesus

My cousin’s aunt is a Hairy Jesus. She doesn’t shave since the 70s.

I saw a Hairy Jesus in the gym. She was doing squats and I nearly fainted.

My mom called my brother a Hairy Jesus after he walked in on her in the shower.

My gym teacher is a Hairy Jesus. She told me to stop staring at her legs.

My friend’s mom is a Hairy Jesus. She’s been hiding her legs for 30 years.

My dad’s ex is a Hairy Jesus. He said she looked like a beast.

My neighbor’s grandma is a Hairy Jesus. She shaves once a year and screams like a banshee.

My sister’s friend is a Hairy Jesus. She went to college and no one knew.

My brother’s teacher is a Hairy Jesus. He got in trouble for laughing in class.