hairy jaffa - A patch of hair so wild, it might as well be a crime scene.

A patch of hair so wild, it might as well be a crime scene. Only for girls.

My cousin’s hairy jaffa is so crazy, it’s like a murder happened down there.

My mom said my hairy jaffa was 'a disgrace to all women.'

I told my crush he had a hairy jaffa, and he said, 'You just called me a woman.'