hairy jaffa

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A fuzzy jungle down there. Only for ladies. Like a bush that won’t quit.

My aunt has a hairy jaffa so thick, I swear it has its own zip code.

I told my friend she had a hairy jaffa, and she called me a backstabbing gremlin.

He asked me if I had a hairy jaffa, and I said, 'I have a forest, and you have a problem.'

A patch of hair so wild, it might as well be a crime scene. Only for girls.

My cousin’s hairy jaffa is so crazy, it’s like a murder happened down there.

My mom said my hairy jaffa was 'a disgrace to all women.'

I told my crush he had a hairy jaffa, and he said, 'You just called me a woman.'

A hairy jaffa is when your lady parts are covered in hair like a bad decision. Only for girls.

My sister’s hairy jaffa looks like a squirrel made a nest down there.

My teacher said I had a hairy jaffa, and I told her to go to hell.

My friend’s hairy jaffa is so bad, it’s got its own Instagram page.