hairy hombre
a stinky, bald-faced idiot who thinks he’s cool because he snorts a pile of crushed-up poison every morning
My uncle is a hairy hombre. He looks like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.
She called him a hairy hombre after he passed out at the grocery store.
The teacher said, 'You’re not a hairy hombre, you’re a hairy hombre who failed math.'