hairy hombre

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a stinky, bald-faced idiot who thinks he’s cool because he snorts a pile of crushed-up poison every morning

My uncle is a hairy hombre. He looks like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.

She called him a hairy hombre after he passed out at the grocery store.

The teacher said, 'You’re not a hairy hombre, you’re a hairy hombre who failed math.'

a guy who looks like he rolled in a garbage can and then got hit by a bus

He’s the hairy hombre of the neighborhood. Everyone knows his name.

My dad said, 'You’re not a hairy hombre, you’re a hairy hombre who can’t cook.'

The cop called him a hairy hombre and gave him a ticket for smelling like a dead goat.

a man who thinks he’s a king, but he’s really just a pile of junk in a shirt

My brother is the hairy hombre of the family. He’s the worst.

She said, 'You’re not a hairy hombre, you’re a hairy hombre who can’t dance.'

He walked into the bar and said, 'I’m the hairy hombre. Respect me.'

a man who thinks he’s tough, but he’s just a big baby who cries when he gets hit

My neighbor is a hairy hombre. He cries like a baby when he takes his pills.

The guy said, 'I’m a hairy hombre. I don’t need no help.'

She told him, 'You’re not a hairy hombre, you’re a hairy hombre who needs a nap.'

a man who smells like old socks and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread

He’s the hairy hombre of the street. Everyone knows his name.

The guy said, 'I’m the hairy hombre. I don’t need no love.'

She told him, 'You’re not a hairy hombre, you’re a hairy hombre who smells like a gym sock.'

a guy who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’s just a man who can’t count to ten

He walks around like he’s a hairy hombre. But he can’t even count to ten.

The cop said, 'You’re not a hairy hombre, you’re a hairy hombre who can’t count.'

He tried to save the day, but he was just a hairy hombre who fell over.