Hairy Hat-trick
A guy pees with both hands on his junk and a runny nose like he’s been crying over his dead grandma.
He was peeing with both hands on his junk and a runny nose. That’s a Hairy Hat-trick.
He did it in the park and no one said anything. Probably because they were all horrified.
He looked like he was crying over his dead grandma while peeing. That’s a Hairy Hat-trick.