Hairy Hat-trick

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A guy pees like a fire hydrant while also picking his butt and snorting snot like a raccoon.

He peed while picking his butt and snorting snot like a raccoon. Classic Hairy Hat-trick.

I saw him do it in the bathroom. He looked like a mad man.

He was peeing, picking his butt, and snorting snot all at once. That’s a Hairy Hat-trick.

When a guy takes a leak while also scratching his balls and blowing his nose like he’s been dead for a week.

He was peeing, scratching his balls, and blowing his nose like he was dead. Total Hairy Hat-trick.

I had to leave the room because of his Hairy Hat-trick.

He did it in the office restroom. Everyone heard him.

A guy pees with both hands on his junk and a runny nose like he’s been crying over his dead grandma.

He was peeing with both hands on his junk and a runny nose. That’s a Hairy Hat-trick.

He did it in the park and no one said anything. Probably because they were all horrified.

He looked like he was crying over his dead grandma while peeing. That’s a Hairy Hat-trick.