hairy hang glider - A woman with a bush so thick it could launch her like a hang

A woman with a bush so thick it could launch her like a hang glider when trouble comes knocking

My cousin is a hairy hang glider. She flew out of a fight with her boyfriend.

That lady at the gym is a hairy hang glider. She escaped a weird guy who followed her home.

My grandma says she's a hairy hang glider. She flew out of a bad marriage.