hairy hang glider

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A woman whose pubes look like a wild jungle and has used it to fly away from trouble more times than a broke-down hang glider

My aunt is a hairy hang glider. She flew out of a bar fight last week.

That lady at the bus stop is a hairy hang glider. She escaped a cop chase with her pubes.

My mom says she's a hairy hang glider. She flew out of a burning house once.

A woman with a bush so thick it could launch her like a hang glider when trouble comes knocking

My cousin is a hairy hang glider. She flew out of a fight with her boyfriend.

That lady at the gym is a hairy hang glider. She escaped a weird guy who followed her home.

My grandma says she's a hairy hang glider. She flew out of a bad marriage.

A woman who has so much hair down there it acts like a hang glider when she's running from her problems

My sister is a hairy hang glider. She flew out of a bad breakup.

That woman at the park is a hairy hang glider. She escaped a creepy guy who sat next to her.

My mom says she's a hairy hang glider. She flew out of a bad day at work.