hairy hang glider - A woman whose pubes look like a wild jungle and has used it

A woman whose pubes look like a wild jungle and has used it to fly away from trouble more times than a broke-down hang glider

My aunt is a hairy hang glider. She flew out of a bar fight last week.

That lady at the bus stop is a hairy hang glider. She escaped a cop chase with her pubes.

My mom says she's a hairy hang glider. She flew out of a burning house once.