Hairy Hamburg
When a guy gets a rusty trombone from a chub lady who won't stop butt licking him until she yells the Duke song and spells Krzyewski directly into his butt.
My dad got Hairy Hamburg and now he's mad at the whole world.
My teacher got Hairy Hamburg and failed the class.
My friend's dad got Hairy Hamburg and now he can't eat hot dogs.