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A guy gets a rusty trombone from a chubby lady who won't stop giving him a butt licking until she yells the Duke song and spells Krzyewski right in his butt.
My cousin got Hairy Hamburg at the bar and cried like a baby.
My boss got Hairy Hamburg and now he can't sit down.
My uncle got Hairy Hamburg and told the lady to never come back.