Hairy Hamburg

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A guy gets a rusty trombone from a chubby lady who won't stop giving him a butt licking until she yells the Duke song and spells Krzyewski right in his butt.
My cousin got Hairy Hamburg at the bar and cried like a baby.
My boss got Hairy Hamburg and now he can't sit down.
My uncle got Hairy Hamburg and told the lady to never come back.
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A man gets a rusty trombone from a fat woman who won't stop butt licking him until she yells the Duke song and spells Krzyewski in his butt.
My friend got Hairy Hamburg and started screaming.
My brother got Hairy Hamburg and still hasn't stopped swearing.
My neighbor got Hairy Hamburg and now he walks like a robot.
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When a guy gets a rusty trombone from a chub lady who won't stop butt licking him until she yells the Duke song and spells Krzyewski directly into his butt.
My dad got Hairy Hamburg and now he's mad at the whole world.
My teacher got Hairy Hamburg and failed the class.
My friend's dad got Hairy Hamburg and now he can't eat hot dogs.
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