hairy gum
A smelly, messy flap that hangs down like a bad haircut, usually on an old woman who hasn’t washed her junk in weeks and smells like old socks.
My grandma’s hairy gum smells like she’s been sitting in a trash can all day.
At the grocery store, the lady next to me had a hairy gum and I almost ran out.
My mom’s hairy gum is so bad, my dog ran away from her.