hairy gum

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A stupid show-off move where you pull out your nuts and let everyone see them all hairy and gross, like you’re showing off your ugly junk for no reason.
My cousin did the hairy gum at the party and everyone laughed at him like he was a fool.
He tried to do the hairy gum in front of his crush and tripped and fell.
At the gym, some guy did the hairy gum and got yelled at by the trainer.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A smelly, messy flap that hangs down like a bad haircut, usually on an old woman who hasn’t washed her junk in weeks and smells like old socks.
My grandma’s hairy gum smells like she’s been sitting in a trash can all day.
At the grocery store, the lady next to me had a hairy gum and I almost ran out.
My mom’s hairy gum is so bad, my dog ran away from her.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Another word for your nuts, but with extra hair and a lot of bad decisions attached to it.
My brother’s hairy gum is so hairy, it looks like a spiderweb.
He called my hairy gum a ‘beast’ and I told him to shut up.
My hairy gum got stuck in the door and I had to pull it out like a chicken.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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