hairy german
A fag whose back looks like a Persian rug. He’s a hardass who thinks it’s cool to get so drunk he pukes on the floor. His dick is more like a tator tot than a machine. Still thinks he’s a stud.
He tried to impress me by throwing up on the bar. It was majestic.
I saw him try to dance. It was like watching a dog try to ride a bicycle.
He told me he was a rockstar. I asked for a song. He belched.