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A fag whose back looks like a Persian rug. He’s a hardass who thinks it’s cool to get so drunk he pukes on the floor. His dick is more like a tator tot than a machine. Still thinks he’s a stud.
He tried to impress me by throwing up on the bar. It was majestic.
I saw him try to dance. It was like watching a dog try to ride a bicycle.
He told me he was a rockstar. I asked for a song. He belched.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy with a hairy back who thinks he’s tough. He drinks like a fish and gets sick like a baby. His peen is more like a snack than a weapon. Still tries to charm girls like they’re easy.
He tried to flirt with my sister. She walked away. He walked into a wall.
He threw up on the bus. The driver asked him to leave.
He called himself a king. I called him a fool.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man with a hairy back who thinks he’s cool. He gets so drunk he pukes on people. His penis is more like a snack than a superpower. Still thinks he’s the main character.
He tried to make a toast. It ended with him face down in a puddle.
He told me he was the best. I told him he was the worst.
He got sick on a puppy. The puppy got sick on me.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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