hairy gary - A slow, slimy, snail-like trail of goo left by a woman with

A slow, slimy, snail-like trail of goo left by a woman with a hairy, smelly, scratchy snatch

I walked through a hairy gary trail and it felt like I was walking through a swamp.

He said he'd rather be chased by a bear than walk through that hairy gary trail.

I tried to take a step, but the hairy gary trail made me slip and fall.