hairy gary

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A giant, stinky, wild bush that smells like old socks and regret

My aunt's hairy gary is so bad I had to leave the room and cry.

He said he'd never seen a hairy gary that big before. I told him he was lying.

She tried to show me her hairy gary, but I ran out screaming.

When a woman rubs her scratchy, sweaty, 5 o'clock shadow covered snatch up and down your back like it's a scratching post for a angry raccoon

She did the hairy gary on me in the elevator. I still have a rash.

He tried to act cool during the hairy gary, but I saw him flinch.

I was doing my homework when she gave me the hairy gary. I dropped my pencil.

A slow, slimy, snail-like trail of goo left by a woman with a hairy, smelly, scratchy snatch

I walked through a hairy gary trail and it felt like I was walking through a swamp.

He said he'd rather be chased by a bear than walk through that hairy gary trail.

I tried to take a step, but the hairy gary trail made me slip and fall.