Hairy Gairy
A Hairy Gairy is a gay fairy with hair so wild it looks like it was hit by a hurricane. It’s also what you say when you’re too lazy to shave and your mom calls.
I told my mom I was a Hairy Gairy because I hadn’t shaved in a week.
My barista called me a Hairy Gairy after I spilled coffee on her uniform.
At the gym, I yelled at the guy next to me, 'You’re a Hairy Gairy and you’re blocking the treadmill.'