Hairy Gairy

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A Hairy Gairy is a gay fairy who looks like a raccoon got into a bar fight and won. It’s also what you yell at cops when you’re too high to care.
"You’re a Hairy Gairy!" I screamed as I threw a neon drink at a cop.
My roommate called the cop a Hairy Gairy after he tripped over a trash can.
At the rave, I told the bouncer, 'You're a Hairy Gairy and you're blocking the exit.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Gairy is a gay fairy with so much hair it looks like it was stolen from a goat. Also, what you call your ex when they show up at your house with a pizza and a bad attitude.
My ex showed up with a pizza and said, 'You’re a Hairy Gairy and I’m here to eat.'
I called my neighbor a Hairy Gairy because he had a goat beard and a goat mustache.
My dog called me a Hairy Gairy because I didn’t feed him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Gairy is a gay fairy with hair so wild it looks like it was hit by a hurricane. It’s also what you say when you’re too lazy to shave and your mom calls.
I told my mom I was a Hairy Gairy because I hadn’t shaved in a week.
My barista called me a Hairy Gairy after I spilled coffee on her uniform.
At the gym, I yelled at the guy next to me, 'You’re a Hairy Gairy and you’re blocking the treadmill.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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