Hairy Gairy
A Hairy Gairy is a gay fairy with so much hair it looks like it was stolen from a goat. Also, what you call your ex when they show up at your house with a pizza and a bad attitude.
My ex showed up with a pizza and said, 'You’re a Hairy Gairy and I’m here to eat.'
I called my neighbor a Hairy Gairy because he had a goat beard and a goat mustache.
My dog called me a Hairy Gairy because I didn’t feed him.