Hairy Fotchburger
When a woman’s pubic hair is so thick it looks like a raccoon took a dump in a meatball sub and then screamed into a flower. It’s wild, wet, and smells like regret.
My neighbor’s Hairy Fotchburger is so bad, the mailman won’t deliver letters to her house anymore.
My mom called my sister a Hairy Fotchburger after she spilled spaghetti on her pants.
My dog ran into the street because of my Hairy Fotchburger.