Hairy Fotchburger

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A woman with a mountain of pubic hair and a vag that looks like it was dropped in a meat grinder and then kissed by a confused flower. It’s messy, juicy, and looks like it wants to fight you.
My aunt has a Hairy Fotchburger. I’ve seen it from across the grocery store.
My ex said I had a Hairy Fotchburger. I told her to shut up and take my money.
My cousin’s dog ran away because of her Hairy Fotchburger.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When a woman’s pubic hair is so thick it looks like a raccoon took a dump in a meatball sub and then screamed into a flower. It’s wild, wet, and smells like regret.
My neighbor’s Hairy Fotchburger is so bad, the mailman won’t deliver letters to her house anymore.
My mom called my sister a Hairy Fotchburger after she spilled spaghetti on her pants.
My dog ran into the street because of my Hairy Fotchburger.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A woman’s pubic hair and vagina combo that looks like it was hit by a burger truck and then hugged by a confused rose. It’s messy, juicy, and smells like bad decisions.
My teacher called me a Hairy Fotchburger after I showed up with glitter on my pants.
My brother’s girlfriend has a Hairy Fotchburger so bad, it woke up the entire neighborhood.
My dog ran into a tree because of my Hairy Fotchburger.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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