Hairy Firecracker
When you slap your fuzzy balls on your lover’s face while she rips your meat stick like it’s a hot dog and you’re the grill, and she’s jerking your nuts while you blow your load in her eyes and she’s screaming like a banshee.
My wife did this to me during the Super Bowl, and I cried like a baby.
He put his hairy nuts on my face while I was giving him a hand job and I nearly bit him.
She slapped my balls on her forehead and I came so hard I got a cramp.