Hairy Firecracker

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When you slap your fuzzy balls on your lover’s face while she rips your meat stick like it’s a hot dog and you’re the grill, and she’s jerking your nuts while you blow your load in her eyes and she’s screaming like a banshee.
My wife did this to me during the Super Bowl, and I cried like a baby.
He put his hairy nuts on my face while I was giving him a hand job and I nearly bit him.
She slapped my balls on her forehead and I came so hard I got a cramp.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you put your furry nuts on your girlfriend’s face like it’s a forehead massage, and she’s slamming your meat stick like it’s a meatloaf and you’re the oven, and you’re cumming in her eyes like it’s a horror movie.
My girlfriend did this during our first date and I fainted.
He put his hairy nuts on my face while I was giving him a hand job and I laughed so hard I peed.
She put my balls on her forehead and I came so hard I think I broke my pants.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you drop your hairy nuts on your lover’s head like it’s a pancake flip, and she’s pounding your meat stick like it’s a meat grinder, and you’re cumming in her eyes like it’s a horror show.
She did this to me in the middle of a Zoom meeting and my boss saw everything.
He dropped his hairy nuts on my face while I was giving him a hand job and I screamed like I was on fire.
I put my balls on her forehead and she came so hard I think I broke the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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