Hairy Fart
You grow your butt hair out and then you let one fart rip and it's like a hairy tornado came out of your butt.
I let my butt hair grow for weeks. Fart time was like a hairy tornado blew my pants off.
My fart had hair flying out of it. It looked like a hairy tornado had taken over my butt.
I farted and my butt hair flew everywhere. It was like a hairy tornado in my pants.