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You let your butt hair grow like a jungle then you fart and it's like a hairy monster came out of your butt.
My butt hair is so long it's like a beard. I farted and it was like a hairy beast exploded out of me.
I let my butt hair grow for a month. Fart time was like a hairy hurricane.
My fart had hair in it. It was like a hairy monster was living inside me.