Hairy fairy land
A brain fart that makes you think life is going to hand you everything on a silver platter, and it’s gonna be shiny
He thought he’d be a rockstar by now. Now he’s just a guy who plays guitar in his garage.
She believed she’d be married by 20. Now she’s single and dating a guy who thinks Tuesday is a holiday.
He said he’d be a billionaire. Now he’s eating ramen for dinner.