Hairy fairy land

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A messed-up brain state where you believe life will be easy, like you just got a free pass to heaven

I thought getting a C was the worst thing that could happen. Now I’m stuck in Hairy Fairy Land.

He said he’d be rich by 25. Now he’s living in his mom’s basement.

She thought her ex would come back. Now she’s crying into a McFlurry.

A brain fart that makes you think life is going to hand you everything on a silver platter, and it’s gonna be shiny

He thought he’d be a rockstar by now. Now he’s just a guy who plays guitar in his garage.

She believed she’d be married by 20. Now she’s single and dating a guy who thinks Tuesday is a holiday.

He said he’d be a billionaire. Now he’s eating ramen for dinner.

A dumb state where you think everything will be easy, like you’ve been blessed by the fairy gods of laziness

He thought he’d be a millionaire by now. Now he’s working at a gas station and still thinks he’s gonna be rich.

She believed she’d be famous. Now she’s just a regular person with a TikTok.

He thought he’d be married by now. Now he’s dating his best friend’s ex.

A brain state where you think life is going to be easy, like you’ve been given a free ticket to the fun park of life

She believed she’d be a CEO by now. Now she’s just a barista with a LinkedIn.

He thought he’d be rich by now. Now he’s broke and still thinks he’s gonna be rich.

He believed he’d be famous. Now he’s just a guy who posts memes on the internet.

A messed-up head state where you think everything will be easy, like you’ve been given a magic wand that never breaks

He thought he’d be rich by now. Now he’s still broke and still thinks he’s gonna be rich.

She believed she’d be famous. Now she’s just a girl with 100 followers.

He thought he’d be married by now. Now he’s still dating his best friend’s ex.