hairy drooper
A woman with no clothes on, giant saggy boobs, and a bush that could grow its own beard. Found in old smut books and sometimes in my mom’s bedroom.
That lady from the 70s is a hairy drooper. She’s got a bush like a jungle and stretch marks like a map.
My neighbor is a hairy drooper. She walks around the block in the middle of the night with no clothes on.
My brother’s girlfriend is a hairy drooper. She’s got a muffin top and a bush that looks like it belongs to a bear.