hairy drooper

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A woman who’s got no clothes on and has giant saggy boobs that look like they’ve been through a war, and a giant bush between her legs so thick it looks like a squirrel lives there. You can find her in old smut magazines from the 70s.
My aunt is a hairy drooper. She’s got stretch marks like a map and a bush that could stop a bullet.
That girl in the grocery store is a hairy drooper. She’s got a muffin top and a beard down there.
My mom said I’m gonna be a hairy drooper when I get older. She’s not wrong.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A naked woman with huge saggy tits and a bush so thick you could hide a raccoon in it. She’s like the grandma of all porn stars.
My sister’s a hairy drooper. She walks around the house with no clothes on and a bush like a forest.
That woman in the gym is a hairy drooper. She’s got stretch marks and a muffin top that could feed a family.
I asked my cousin if she was a hairy drooper, and she said, ‘I’m not a hairy drooper, I’m a full-blown drooper.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A woman with no clothes on, giant saggy boobs, and a bush that could grow its own beard. Found in old smut books and sometimes in my mom’s bedroom.
That lady from the 70s is a hairy drooper. She’s got a bush like a jungle and stretch marks like a map.
My neighbor is a hairy drooper. She walks around the block in the middle of the night with no clothes on.
My brother’s girlfriend is a hairy drooper. She’s got a muffin top and a bush that looks like it belongs to a bear.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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