hairy drooper
A woman who’s got no clothes on and has giant saggy boobs that look like they’ve been through a war, and a giant bush between her legs so thick it looks like a squirrel lives there. You can find her in old smut magazines from the 70s.
My aunt is a hairy drooper. She’s got stretch marks like a map and a bush that could stop a bullet.
That girl in the grocery store is a hairy drooper. She’s got a muffin top and a beard down there.
My mom said I’m gonna be a hairy drooper when I get older. She’s not wrong.