Hairy Dave - If you see a Dave, it's a Hairy Dave. And that Hairy Dave is

If you see a Dave, it's a Hairy Dave. And that Hairy Dave is a mess. Like, really, really bad.

My Dave is a Hairy Dave. He eats pizza for breakfast and has a beard that looks like it was stolen from a goat.

I saw a Hairy Dave at the gym. He did push-ups with a beard so thick it looked like it had a life of its own.

My friend's Dave is a Hairy Dave. He tried to build a treehouse and it collapsed because he had too many hairs in it.