Hairy Dave

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If there's a Dave anywhere, there's a Hairy Dave. And that Hairy Dave is the worst one. Like, really bad.

My Dave is a Hairy Dave. He smells like a trash can and has a beard that looks like a raccoon's nest.

I saw a Hairy Dave at the mall. He was eating a taco at 2 a. m. and had a mustache that looked like it was glued on.

My cousin is a Hairy Dave. He tried to fight a chicken and lost.

Every Dave in the world is a Hairy Dave. Just like how every bad day starts with a bad haircut and ends with a bad decision.

My Dave is a Hairy Dave. He tried to be a rock star and now he just sings in the shower and wears socks with sandals.

I met a Hairy Dave who thought he was a wizard. He had a beard so long it could strangle a dragon.

My neighbor is a Hairy Dave. He yelled at a pigeon and it flew away with his keys.

If you see a Dave, it's a Hairy Dave. And that Hairy Dave is a mess. Like, really, really bad.

My Dave is a Hairy Dave. He eats pizza for breakfast and has a beard that looks like it was stolen from a goat.

I saw a Hairy Dave at the gym. He did push-ups with a beard so thick it looked like it had a life of its own.

My friend's Dave is a Hairy Dave. He tried to build a treehouse and it collapsed because he had too many hairs in it.