Hairy Dave
Every Dave in the world is a Hairy Dave. Just like how every bad day starts with a bad haircut and ends with a bad decision.
My Dave is a Hairy Dave. He tried to be a rock star and now he just sings in the shower and wears socks with sandals.
I met a Hairy Dave who thought he was a wizard. He had a beard so long it could strangle a dragon.
My neighbor is a Hairy Dave. He yelled at a pigeon and it flew away with his keys.