hairy cushion - Sitting on a bearded face like it’s a pillow made of rage an

Sitting on a bearded face like it’s a pillow made of rage and stubble.

I did the hairy cushion on my brother’s face during a video game battle. He cried.

At the gym, the guy next to me did the hairy cushion. He got a workout and a face full of beard.

My mom sat on my dad’s face during a TV show. The show got paused again.