hairy cushion

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When you plop your butt on a guy’s face that looks like a squirrel got stuck in a beard factory.

My cousin tried to sit on my uncle’s face during a family dinner. It was like a war zone.

At the bar, the guy next to me did the hairy cushion thing. I almost choked on my drink.

My friend’s girlfriend sat on his face during a movie. The movie got paused for 10 minutes.

Sitting on a bearded face like it’s a pillow made of rage and stubble.

I did the hairy cushion on my brother’s face during a video game battle. He cried.

At the gym, the guy next to me did the hairy cushion. He got a workout and a face full of beard.

My mom sat on my dad’s face during a TV show. The show got paused again.

Planting your ass on a guy’s face like it’s a trap door to a beard prison.

At the park, my friend did the hairy cushion on a guy’s face. The guy yelled, ‘I didn’t sign up for this!’

My dad did the hairy cushion on my uncle’s face during a family game. The game got interrupted twice.

I did the hairy cushion on my crush’s face. He turned red and ran away.